glutko:

glutko:

New Yorkers in Times Square looking up in horror as one of the billboards starts to display Captain Olimar shaking his ass

I wish I was making this up

retrograde-eyestrain:

idk if i posted this before but now’s probably a good time

(via hotvampireadjacent)

tuunich:

(via scrappydoodeadinmiami)

escuerzoresucitado:

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eatpussypraylove:

Guess I just won’t understand things for a while and I’ll have to be okay with that

(via rib-s)

beep-beep-beep-beep-beep:

(via lizardtater)

monstermoviedean:

daily reminders

• no human being is 100% happy 100% of the time
• being a person is extraordinarily difficult even in the best of times
• this is not the best of times
• someone is grateful you exist (don’t argue, it’s true)
• a bad day does not predict a bad existence
• it’s gonna be okay

(via lizardtater)

beardymcnakey:

Once I learn how to unclench my jaw it’s over for you bitches

(via rutrows)

were–ralph:

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effemimaniac:

I’m always saying shit like “been in a weird place recently” despite never really being in a normal place to begin with

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